Even though I rant and rave about my unwanted and unwelcomed long term borders aka muffin top and gut, I need to clarify something about my previous photo of said culprits in my white jeans. I do not look like this normally - see photo below.
Its only when I squash them into something that they clearly don't fit into!!! Not to say that they're not there - they are lurking under there - just spread out evenly!!!